Don't you hate it when...

• You bite your lip in some inauspicious way, then it swells up into a nasty canker sore that hangs around for almost a week?
• The dog steps into some poop and then tracks it into the house, including hoping up on the couch?
• The day seems sunny and beautiful, yet when you step outside you are greeted by a arctic blast of wind?
• You have been working out for a couple of weeks and your weight only seems to go up?
• You are waiting in line to use an ATM and when your turn comes up, the machine shuts down for maintainance?
• You don't know where your future lies?
• You discover you are going to have to pay a bundle in income taxes?
• The dog horks up a dog treat on your head while you are driving?
• You go to your local taco shop to pickup some quick takeout because you are tired, cold, and need to use the bathroom, only to find a large and indecisive family ahead of you placing a huge order?
  
• People just whine about the crappy things that happen to them?

Yeah, I hate it too.