You would think that certain people who have loads of power and money could afford some basic products to help their public image. For example, why doesn't...
- Condoleeza Rice get braces?
- Dick Cheney get some laxitives?
- Bill Gates get a better barber?
- Donald Trump get a better hairpiece or some hair transplants?
- George Bush get a speech therapist? Same goes for Ahnold...
- The Red Sox get a shaman? Oh wait...they broke the curse this year. They must of secretly gotten a shaman. The Cubs should get one too.
Can you think of any others?