Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Rich and Powerful People

You would think that certain people who have loads of power and money could afford some basic products to help their public image. For example, why doesn't...
  • Condoleeza Rice get braces?
  • Dick Cheney get some laxitives?
  • Bill Gates get a better barber?
  • Donald Trump get a better hairpiece or some hair transplants?
  • George Bush get a speech therapist? Same goes for Ahnold...
  • The Red Sox get a shaman? Oh wait...they broke the curse this year. They must of secretly gotten a shaman. The Cubs should get one too.

Can you think of any others?

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