So after telling us that we need to supplement our diet with vitamin E to live healthy, now they are telling us that it will kill you sooner. In that spirit, let me tell you about a few things that are bad for your health:

• Writing a dissertation.
• Being very far away from your sweetie.
• American politics.
• Food.
• Work.
• Driving in Boston (and Rhode Island).
• Following any advice that starts with "A new study suggests..."
• Rugby.
• Medical school (law school and grad school are also bad).
• Unemployment.
• Underemployment.

That's enough for today. Be healthy!