What dogs do when you are gone...
Some dogs bark when you are gone,
Others get into the trash.
A few might steal food off the counter,
and a few more probably get on the furniture.
There is even a rumor out there that some get together and play poker.
Mine uses my computer,
downloads pictures from the internet.
I come home; he looks guilty.
I look around wondering what he did.
Then I find this as the wallpaper on my desktop: