Strange Sighting for the Day

Seen: A man, probably in his sixties, wearing an ankle-length salt-and-pepper fur coat that matched is thick and hideous toupee.

Where: The Nordstrom Cafe, Providence.

I guess some people never realize how ridiculous they look. Although this person was definitely interested in showing off his opulence. Sara hypothesized that the coat and the rug on his head were made from the same dead rats. She may be on to something...