Monday, August 15, 2005

This Gay Marriage thing is for the Birds

Even birds are flocking to Massachusetts to take advantage of the gay marriage thing. Just read:
- It turns out there's a good reason why the eggs from Boston's famed Public Garden swans aren't hatching -- both birds are female.

Named Romeo and Juliet, the birds are star attractions at the park. The city went as far to name them after Shakespeare's star-crossed lovers.

However, tests have confirmed they are both female. In fact the tests were done months ago but park officials waited to announce the results. Says one spokeswoman "why spoil the fairy tale?" (Copyright 2005 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Please pitty me, living in such an amoral place where even the animals are deviant!

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