Friday, September 12, 2003

Ok, I analyzed my dog's name and got a fairly accurate analysis as well:

Brief Analysis [with Xolo's commentary]:
Your name causes you to place considerable importance upon the material aspect of life. You have an eye for quality, desiring always the very best that money can buy, and you are not content with anything that is second best [but treats will do fine]. You are quick to size up others, and this appraisal is based upon their physical appearance, their clothes, and whether they have achieved material success and the standards of quality that you have set in your own mind. You have a keen business sense, knowing a lucrative proposition when it is presented [like a walk or a ride in the car], and it is likely others would come to you for business counsel. You are a capable leader and organizer who should never be in a subordinate position [he definitely does not like to be subordinate, and he hates getting humped - he is the Alpha Dog!]. You have the ability to organize and see the whole picture where any prospective business venture is concerned. It is a name, however, which almost destroys the finer, sensitive qualities that should be expressed. It makes spontaneous, natural expression difficult. Any physical weaknesses relative to this name would show in the generative organs [yep, the poor guy got neutered].

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